Stephen Hayes, best known as the Chubby Chatterbox, is a renowned Northwest humorist specializing in observations about growing up in the Fifties, Sixties and beyond. The Chubby Chatterbox is an unabashedly sentimental journey seen through the eyes of an artist, traveler and world-class screw-up.

 

 

One of Life's Great Mysteries

December 08, 2017
There are many mysteries in the world: what happened to Amelia Earhart: how has the Loch Ness Monster remained hidden for so long; did D.B. Cooper survive jumping out of that plane? But I have a contender for the biggest mystery of all—women’s purses.   Reaching into them makes me quiver, like plunging my hand into a pumpkin. Mrs. Chatterbox will infrequently ask me to pluck something from her purse, which usually hangs on the back of a barstool in our kitchen. I hate reaching inside, even on those rare occasions when I’m asked to do so. I fear the unknown lurking inside. When I reach within I’m confronted with a surreal feminine vortex, a denial of the science explaining our universe and everything in it. Spa ...

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