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Incredible Spaghetti!

March 10, 2017

I haven’t been eating much spaghetti lately, but this post from 2013 reminds me of the best spaghetti I ever ate.

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The other day Mrs. Chatterbox made spaghetti. I like spaghetti well enough but this spaghetti was different. It was—incredible, so good that after a few mouthfuls I could barely concentrate on what I was eating. I finally set down my fork and said, “What’s different about this spaghetti?”

 

“Funny you should ask,” Mrs. C. said. “Do you remember when we went to Italy and I bought that special cooking oil in Sorrento?”

 

I confessed I didn’t remember.

 

“Well, I found it in the back of the pantry and thought I’d use it in the spaghetti. Frankly, I don’t notice much of a difference.”

 

“You don’t? This stuff is amazing, maybe one of the best things you’ve ever cooked.”

 

She beamed. “Glad you like it.”

 

I twirled another forkful of pasta and delivered it to my mouth. Yum! A strange phenomenon occurred while I ate; Mrs. Chatterbox, who I consider to be one of the loveliest women alive, suddenly looked even more lovely. In fact, she looked ravishing, and by that I mean deserving of being ravished.

 

When finished, it took willpower not to lick the plate. “Is there any more?” I asked.

 

She shook her head as she pushed her plate in my direction. “You can have mine if you like it so much.”

 

At the time I was too greedy to wonder why she didn’t think this one of the best things ever to put in her mouth. A few deliciously nasty thoughts mushroomed in my mind. “Is there any of this oil left in the pantry?” I asked.

 

“Yes.”

 

I needed to check out this magic elixir, but when I stood and pushed back my kitchen chair I was startled by the size of the tent on the front of my pants.

 

Mrs. Chatterbox’s eyebrows shot up. I mean, we weren’t teenagers; it’s been a long time since I pushed her down on the kitchen table and ravished her. I could see from her expression that she was having similar thoughts and wasn’t opposed to the idea. But first I needed to learn more about the miraculous substance transforming me into the god of testosterone.

 

I dashed over to the pantry, pulled out the oil and read the label. “That explains it,” I said before clearing suitable space on our kitchen table.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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Comments

22 Comments
Words escape me. I'm afraid to ask how often you cooked with that magic oil after that.
By: Alex J. Cavanaugh on March 10, 2017
Is it possible to have too much of a good thing?
By: Val on March 10, 2017
Hahahaha!
By: The Bug on March 10, 2017
Mama mia!
By: Kathe W. on March 10, 2017
Mama mia, indeed. Is there any of that oil left or are you planning another trip to Italy??!!!
By: Bruce Taylor on March 10, 2017
It's a good thing it wasn't Cialis because those poor people do nothing but sit in separate bathtubs. I've never understood that advertisement. Love, Janie
By: Janie Junebug on March 10, 2017
Oh my. What an entertaining story, Stephen. I hope nothing lasted more than 4 hours. =) Take care.
By: Mr. Shife on March 10, 2017
Does Mrs C read your blog? :)
By: jenny_o on March 10, 2017
Perhaps you should retitle your blog from The Chubby Chatterbox to The God of Testosterone.
By: Tom Sightings on March 10, 2017
No!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Can I order it online?!?!?!?!
By: Mitchell is Moving on March 10, 2017
I hope you didn't need to go to the hospital for that.
By: PT Dilloway on March 10, 2017
That's quite a product, i'm surprised it's been kept so secret!
By: messymimi on March 10, 2017
I'm sure each time you post this there is an increase in sales. Think they should send you a free bottle.
By: Arkansas Patti on March 10, 2017
What ever works, the line "I'll have what she's having" comes to mind. Tell Janie Junebug, the bathtubs are to cool down afterwards.
By: cranky on March 10, 2017
What?! How did they do that? Add pills to the oil? I'm kinda stunned. :O
By: Lexa Cain on March 10, 2017
That's amazing--& hilarious!!
By: fishducky on March 10, 2017
Good thing I didn't have a mouthful of spaghetti in my mouth while reading this or it would be all over the wall by now. Where can I get this!!!
By: Kate on March 10, 2017
I wonder if you can get this on amazon.com ...
By: Pixel Peeper on March 10, 2017
Wow! That's some oil!! Does Williams and Sonoma stock it?
By: Tom Cochrun on March 10, 2017
As always, you know how to have a surprise ending to a story. I never saw it coming!
By: red Kline on March 10, 2017
2013... and you admit to the fact you haven't been eating much spaghetti since. I hope you're both okay. ;-)
By: Daniel LaFrance on March 10, 2017
:-) Those Italians! You said you had not been eating much spaghetti of late but didn't mention if you had used the oil again! :-) Greetings from London.
By: A Cuban In London on March 12, 2017

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